top 5 reasons why james is the best faff friend one can have

- hes always ready to ditch work and faff

- hes always ready to try a new restaurant, watch a shitty movie, go aimlessly wandering

- hes always ready to walk into a shoe store and observe, watch as i try on various shoes for no particular reason or the intention to buy anything

- he has a genuine appreciation for window shopping

- hes DAMN GOOD fun to get drunk with